The Weirdo Behind the Blog

Hi, there!! Thank you so much for clicking on that in-plain-view-but-still-pretty-obscure button on the side of your screen and wanting to know more about me!


Well, my name is Monica.

I am a follower of Christ.

I'm also a lover of dirty jokes and sarcasm.

I'm the wife of Antonio.



The mother of 4 kids...and currently pregnant with #5!!!





a cat, Molly,



a dog, Gypsy,



and a peach-faced lovebird, Indiana Jones



I'm a homeschooler, sometimes unschooler, hater of algebra and all diagrammed sentences.

I cloth diapered my last two kiddos...for sporadic periods of time.

But I also suck at keeping up with laundry...which can put one in a fickle position when they cloth diaper. Ya feeling me?

I am a huge proponent of natural wellness and natural remedies which you will frequently see posts about on my blog.

I love cooking delicious meals...and due to that whole "natural wellness" bit up there, most of my recipes are vegetarian and leaning towards the healthy side. But I promise they taste good!

But sometimes I really go overboard with cheese.

Because...cheese.

And I don't really stick to a vegetarian diet when eating out.

My husband is currently picking me up Arby's, guys.

And I do make a really killer meatloaf and pot roast, on occasion.

I'm trying to get back into working out and weight training.


Seriously. I'm up to being able to benchpress 10 pound weights...and NOT drop them on my face.

Skills, man. Skills.

Sometimes I feel compelled to record random....or specific...I'm flexible like that...moments of my day and post them on YouTube. 

I am obsessed with garlic.

That stuff is delicious AND medicinal. Can't get much cooler than that.

I'm also always recommending this stuff:


and this stuff:



They're not tasty AT ALL but they're some really powerful medicine!


Oh! And I love to make my own juices.



Like, weird juices that make other people gag when they see them...but that's okay, because my juices are delicious and I will hopefully be able to live to be 150 years old, despite my love of Arbys and DQ's Salted Caramel Truffle blizzards and Peanut Butter Cups, all because of those juices.

And that pretty much sums it up for me.

You'll probably find out more randomness about me as you read my blogs and articles.

I'm a pretty likeable gal and I'm really happy to have you here!!

xoxo

Oh...yeah....now for the boring legal stuffs....

This blog does contain affiliate links, ads and possibly sponsored posts. Clicking on any of them will cost you nothing! (except the Naughty Nurses site...that one you might want to have your credit card handy for that one....especially if you like to get frisky in the cafeteria... ::wink:: KIDDING!! Totally kidding, yo!!) However, I will earn a small percentage of whatever you buy (at NO extra cost to you! I promise!)...and that is how I am able to make money to feed my starving children...... No, no, they are not really starving. (::gasp!:: Would you click on more links if you thought they were starving?? hmmm....hahahaha)

Please Note: I am not a medical doctor, dietician nor nutritionist. I do not hold a degree in medicine, dietetics or nutrition. I make no claims to any specialized medical training, nor do I dispense medical advise or prescriptions. This content is not intended to diagnose or treat any diseases. It is intended to be provided for informational, educational and self-empowerment purposes ONLY.

Please consult with your doctor or wellness team if you have any questions regarding this whole foods program, and then make your own well informed decisions based upon what is best for your unique genetics, culture, conditions and stage of life.

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