Friday, February 26, 2010

It's all in the diet

I have made an amazing discovery. Okay...have you ever wondered where on earth children get their vast amount of never-ending energy?

It's in the food.

No. Seriously. Think about it.

My kids eat things that I really don't chow down on much, if ever:

Peanut butter & jelly sandwiches
Hot dogs
Granola bars
Boogers
Chicken nuggets
Macaroni & cheese (I have a theory that the ones that come in cartoon shapes yield a higher energy rate...)
Corn dogs
Any junk food/candy item that is covered in lint & dog hair that is found under the couch cushions
Salad, minus the salad....just leaving an obscene amount of croutons and Ranch dressing on the plate

See? I mean, there is a larger list here of foods that may bring immense powers to the person who consumes it, but I don't have the energy to list them all. (See? Perhaps I should dig out a quarter & go buy a year-old gumball from the local Giant Eagle's vending machine bank...that may give me an energy boost)

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